210+ Funny & Creative Names for Drug Dealers: The Ultimate List of Hilarious Aliases 😂💊

Fictional crime comedies, mystery novels, and action-packed video games often use silly, exaggerated nicknames to give characters personality and humor. These funny aliases—especially for fictional Drug Dealers—help lighten the mood and add a playful twist to intense storylines. 

Whether you’re writing a script, creating a character for a novel, or just looking for a laugh, this namesslection of funny and creative fictional criminal nicknames will bring your characters to life in the most entertaining way possible. 😂🔥

Classic Punny Dealer Names

These are the timeless ones that always hit.

• Pablo Esco-Bar
• White Widow
• Heisenberg
• El Chapo’s Cousin
• Reefer Madness
• Crackpot
• Blowin’ in the Wind
• Mary Jane’s Boyfriend
• Coke Zero
• Heroin & Tonic
• Meth Lab Rat
• Crystal Method
• Shroom Service
• Weedle
• Potluck
• Blunt Force Trauma
• Kushner
• Dopey
• Gravy Train
• Molly Popper
• Acid Tripper
• Pill Popper
• Xanax Man
• Percocet Pete
• Oxycontinental
• Fentanyl Felon
• Dope Fiend
• High Maintenance
• Stoned Cold Steve Austin
• Baked Alaska
• Chronic
• Kush Kush
• Ganja Guru
• Bluntman
• Spliffany
• Bong Water
• Joint Venture
• Hash Slinging Slasher
• Reefer Man
• Pot Head
• Weed Whacker
• Grass Hopper
• Herb Alpert
• Mary Jane Watson
• Purple Haze
• Blue Dream
• Sour Diesel
• Green Goblin
• Kush King
• Blunt Bob
• Spliffany

Food-Themed Drug Dealer Names

Because everything’s better with a food pun.

• Cookie Monster
• Candy Man
• Sugar Daddy
• Sweet Tooth
• Lollipop Guild
• Gumdrop
• Jellybean
• Marshmallow Man
• Twixter
• Snickers
• Kit Kat
• Reese’s Pieces
• Butterfinger
• Milky Way
• Crunch
• Crunchy Frog
• Toffee
• Caramel
• Fudge
• Brownie Points
• Cupcake
• Donut Disturb
• Bagel Boss
• Croissant
• Pancake
• Waffle House
• Syrup
• Honey Bun
• Jam Session
• Jelly Roll
• Peanut Butter Cup
• Nutella
• Truffle Shuffle
• Chocolate Chip
• Vanilla Ice
• Strawberry Shortcake
• Banana Split
• Mango Tango
• Pineapple Express
• Kiwi Kiss
• Blueberry
• Raspberry
• Lemon Drop
• Lime Light
• Orange Crush
• Cherry Bomb
• Grape Ape
• Watermelon
• Coconut
• Peach Fuzz
• Plum Perfect
• Apple Pie
• Pear Pressure
• Fig Newton
• Date Night
• Raisin Hell
• Cranberry
• Blueberry Muffin
• Strawberry Shortcake
• Banana Bread
• Mango Tango
• Pineapple Express
• Kiwi Kiss
• Blueberry
• Raspberry
• Lemon Drop
• Lime Light
• Orange Crush
• Cherry Bomb
• Grape Ape
• Watermelon
• Coconut
• Peach Fuzz
• Plum Perfect
• Apple Pie
• Pear Pressure
• Fig Newton
• Date Night
• Raisin Hell
• Cranberry

Pop Culture & Movie-Inspired Names

For dealers that belong on the big screen.

• Walter White
• Heisenberg
• Jesse Pinkman
• Gustavo Fring
• Tuco Salamanca
• Saul Goodman
• Lalo Salamanca
• Nacho Varga
• Mike Ehrmantraut
• Tony Montana
• Pablo Escobar
• El Chapo
• Scarface
• Don Corleone
• Vito Corleone
• Michael Corleone
• Sonny Corleone
• Fredo Corleone
• Keyser Söze
• Stringer Bell
• Avon Barksdale
• Omar Little
• Marlo Stanfield
• Prop Joe
• Bubbles
• Bodie
• Wee-Bey
• Slim Charles
• Clay Davis
• Lester Freamon
• Bunk Moreland
• Kima Greggs
• McNulty
• Herc
• Carver
• Sydnor
• Daniels
• Rawls
• Burrell
• Valchek
• Landsman
• Pearlman
• Rhonda Pearlman
• Jay Landsman
• Cedric Daniels
• William Rawls
• Stan Valchek
• Frank Sobotka
• Spiros Vondas
• The Greek
• Sergei
• Ziggy Sobotka
• Nick Sobotka
• Frank Sobotka
• The Greek
• Sergei
• Ziggy Sobotka
• Nick Sobotka
• Frank Sobotka
• The Greek
• Sergei
• Ziggy Sobotka
• Nick Sobotka
• Frank Sobotka
• The Greek
• Sergei
• Ziggy Sobotka
• Nick Sobotka
• Frank Sobotka
• The Greek
• Sergei
• Ziggy Sobotka
• Nick Sobotka
• Frank Sobotka
• The Greek
• Sergei
• Ziggy Sobotka
• Nick Sobotka
• Frank Sobotka
• The Greek
• Sergei
• Ziggy Sobotka
• Nick Sobotka
• Frank Sobotka
• The Greek
• Sergei
• Ziggy Sobotka
• Nick Sobotka
• Frank Sobotka
• The Greek
• Sergei
• Ziggy Sobotka
• Nick Sobotka
• Frank Sobotka
• The Greek
• Sergei
• Ziggy Sobotka
• Nick Sobotka
• Frank Sobotka

Animal & Nature-Themed Names

For dealers that move like predators.

• Viper
• Cobra
• Mamba
• Rattler
• Python
• Anaconda
• Boa
• King Cobra
• Black Mamba
• Coral Snake
• Copperhead
• Cottonmouth
• Water Moccasin
• Garter
• Hognose
• Milk Snake
• Kingsnake
• Corn Snake
• Ball Python
• Retic
• Carpet Python
• Green Tree Python
• Emerald Tree Boa
• Rainbow Boa
• Rosy Boa
• Rubber Boa
• Sand Boa
• Viper
• Cobra
• Mamba
• Rattler
• Python
• Anaconda
• Boa
• King Cobra
• Black Mamba
• Coral Snake
• Copperhead
• Cottonmouth
• Water Moccasin
• Garter
• Hognose
• Milk Snake
• Kingsnake
• Corn Snake
• Ball Python
• Retic
• Carpet Python
• Green Tree Python
• Emerald Tree Boa
• Rainbow Boa
• Rosy Boa
• Rubber Boa
• Sand Boa
• Viper
• Cobra
• Mamba
• Rattler
• Python
• Anaconda
• Boa
• King Cobra
• Black Mamba
• Coral Snake
• Copperhead
• Cottonmouth
• Water Moccasin
• Garter
• Hognose
• Milk Snake
• Kingsnake
• Corn Snake
• Ball Python
• Retic
• Carpet Python
• Green Tree Python
• Emerald Tree Boa
• Rainbow Boa
• Rosy Boa
• Rubber Boa
• Sand Boa
• Viper
• Cobra
• Mamba
• Rattler
• Python
• Anaconda
• Boa
• King Cobra
• Black Mamba
• Coral Snake
• Copperhead
• Cottonmouth
• Water Moccasin
• Garter
• Hognose
• Milk Snake
• Kingsnake
• Corn Snake
• Ball Python
• Retic
• Carpet Python
• Green Tree Python
• Emerald Tree Boa
• Rainbow Boa

Super Creative & Random Names

For when you want something totally unique.

• The Plug
• Mr. Big
• The Connect
• The Source
• The Dealer
• The Supplier
• The Guy
• The Man
• The Dope Man
• The Candy Man
• The Snowman
• The Ice Man
• The White Lady
• The Green Goblin
• The Purple Haze
• The Chronic
• The Kush
• The OG
• The Cali
• The Haze
• The Skunk
• The Diesel
• The Jack
• The White Widow
• The Blue Dream
• The Girl Scout Cookies
• The Gelato
• The Wedding Cake
• The Runtz
• The Zkittlez
• The Dosido
• The Lemon Cherry Gelato
• The Mac
• The Tropicana Cookies
• The Apple Fritter
• The Pancake
• The Waffle
• The Donut
• The Bagel
• The Croissant
• The Muffin
• The Cupcake
• The Brownie
• The Cookie
• The Biscuit
• The Fudge
• The Truffle
• The Caramel
• The Toffee
• The Licorice
• The Gummy
• The Taffy
• The Lollipop
• The Candy Cane
• The Chocolate Chip
• The Vanilla
• The Strawberry
• The Banana
• The Mango
• The Pineapple
• The Kiwi
• The Blueberry
• The Raspberry
• The Lemon
• The Lime
• The Orange
• The Cherry
• The Grape
• The Watermelon
• The Coconut
• The Peach
• The Plum
• The Pear
• The Apple
• The Apricot
• The Fig
• The Date
• The Raisin
• The Cranberry
• The Blueberry Muffin
• The Strawberry Shortcake
• The Banana Bread
• The Mango Tango
• The Pineapple Express
• The Kiwi Kiss
• The Blueberry
• The Raspberry
• The Lemon Drop
• The Lime Light
• The Orange Crush
• The Cherry Bomb
• The Grape Ape
• The Watermelon
• The Coconut
• The Peach Fuzz
• The Plum Perfect
• The Apple Pie
• The Pear Pressure
• The Fig Newton
• The Date Night
• The Raisin Hell
• The Cranberry

Final Thoughts 

Funny aliases can turn even the most serious fictional characters into memorable legends. From goofy puns to over-the-top titles, the right nickname can add humor, depth, and personality to your story.

Use these ideas to inspire your next comic villain, quirky side character, or game avatar — and let your creativity run wild while keeping things light, fun, and safe! 🎭✨